There has been recent speculation on my commitment to being the #1 LC fan. There have been many doubts lately… and many accusations that I have lost my #1 ranking. These accusations are bogus.
Here is a list I’ve made that proves I am the NUMBER ONE Linsey Corbin fan.
Warning. Creeper mode: ON
#10: My random LC collectibles
#9: She’s my AZ swimming buddy
#8: The moment I laid eyes on her, she was my favorite… and she thinks I’m a babe.
IMCDA chalk drawing
#7: I copy whatever she does
#6: I keep all her notes in a very safe place
#5: I wear the cowboy hat at all my main events
IMCDA '11
Ragnar Ultra Relay
#3: I don’t usually drink beer, but when I do, I choose Moose Drool.
#2: I have an LC-inspired “Man Cave”
#1: I am the proud owner of Linsey’s cowboy hat and IM CDA jersey
Who is the #1 Linsey fan? … Obviously me.
Kick ass at IMAZ LC…
Creeper Mode: OFF
Elliot Kawaoka 
That is litterally only a fraction of it….memorizing her web page, emailing back and forth with her about spending your money and vacation on a chance to have her blow your wheels off during rides down in Tucson — still wish you could’ve done it — texting her, which I’m certain you’ve done etc. etc. etc. You have no rival, her husband Chris doesn’t think about her as often as you do, end of debate.
I’m creeped out and I’m not even Linsey.